Just humor the old man and recall the 80s with him, would ya?!
Sometimes the crap we talk about requires pictures to properly complete the story. We'll show those pictures to you here.
Every week day in the 7:00 hour, Scott and Sadie will play Country Star Yearbook. We'll post of a childhood photo of a big country star. The first person to identify the star and Tweet the correct answer to @ScottandSadie will win a Big Country Prize Pack. Good Luck!
Screw sharks. I can deal with them. It is the thought of this creature that utterly freaks me out. From Gawker...
The creature I mention was reportedly pulled from the Raritan River in New Jersey two summers ago by a Doug Cutler who, as luck would have it, was fishing with a bow and arrow at the time. Cutler spotted the creature, captured it, and a friend posted the above photo to Reddit last week, where it's been viewed over a million times since.
But what is it? According to Outdoor Magazine, it's probably something called a sea lamprey, a type of parasite regularly found in the northern Atlantic region. The lamprey uses its terrifying, alien-like teeth to latch onto its prey before injecting it with digestive fluids that eat away at and kill the fish (or, innocent swimmer). Only one out of seven fish/humans survive the attack. Lampreys are apparently becoming increasingly common in fresh water areas, like the Great Lakes and rivers in New Jersey.
Of course, experts aren't entirely certain it's a sea lamprey and not something more obscure or horrifying. "The photo doesn't allow counting of gill openings (seven per side for sea lampreys), but based on size alone, this does appear to be a sea lamprey," a New York Department of Environmental Conservation spokeswoman told Outside Magazine, according to the New York Daily News. As BuzzFeed notes, that's almost a certain sign that it's an actual monster, and not your run-of-the-mill monstrous river parasite.
Regardless of what it is, I'll be sticking to pools and hot tubs, where the monsters encountered are far more tolerable.
You want to see it? Of coure you do. I gotta warn you - it is sick. Ready? Click HERE.
Strictly in a "hot mess" manner of speaking, of course...
Just in time to help you screw up your New Year's resolution, Pizza Hut created a tool from the devil himself. Known as the Double Sensastion, the mind-blowing concoction features two rings of crust.
The outside crust oozes with three cheeses and contains the first level of pizza which includes turkey ham, peppers, mushrooms and salsa.
We now move onto the inner pizza. This crust is disturbingly stuffed with "cheesy chicken sausage" and houses the inner ring which features smoked chicken and courgette.
The whole thing is topped off with a single cherry, which feels like some sort of deliberate display of utter mania.
It's available in Pizza Hut Singapore. So we're safe.
The 2014 Corvette, the first new version of the sports car in nine years, was rolled out last night (January 13th) in Detroit, and will be in showrooms this fall:
Wait a minute. We live in a world where...
Are NOT in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but Donna Summer will be let in this year. WTH?!
Rush will at long last be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year, along with Randy Newman, Public Enemy, Donna Summer, Heart and Albert King. In addition to this year's crop of half a dozen performer inductees, veteran record executive Lou Adler and producer-arranger-composer-conductor Quincy Jones will join the hall of fame as well. The inductees will be welcomed into the Rock Hall on April 18th in a ceremony that will take place for the first time in Los Angeles.
A band is eligible to be inducted 25 years after the release of their first album.
Donna Summer, yes. Boston and Kiss, no. Part of me hopes the world does end on 12/21 so our culture does not have to bear this shame.
Curious - use your Facebook login below. What are some of the great injustices of 2012?